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Once upon a time, there was an Australian village. On the night of the celebration of the pickled gopher foot, the village was attacked by zombies. The villagers decided that they would defeat the zombies by throwing bricks at their heads while running faster than anything and screaming at the top of their lungs like a group of babies in need of changing. It was not the bricks that made the zombies leave, but the loud screaming coming from the never ending pie-holes of the villagers that sent the zombies away. The villagers rejoiced as the zombies fled to the nearest river where they jumped in order to shield their ears from the loud, demonic